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4 months ago
Share →: If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

Commentary:
"Patience is a virtue when waiting for a woman to get ready! Remember, she's creating a masterpiece, not just getting dressed 😉⏳ #TimelessBeauty"
4 months ago
Share →: Elect a clown, expect a circus.

Commentary:
"When you choose a clown to lead the show 🤡🎪, don't be surprised when the whole town turns into a circus! 🎉 Just make sure you bring plenty of popcorn and maybe a lion tamer! 🦁🍿#CircusLeadership"
4 months ago
Share →: The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic human dilemma: expecting things from others and then being surprised when they can't read our minds 🤷‍♂️ Maybe we should all just communicate through interpretive dance instead 🕺💃"
4 months ago
Share →: Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

Commentary:
"Seems like the universal remote control is not so 'universal' after all! 🤷‍♂️🌌 Next time, aim for a model that comes with a galaxy-sized battery pack! 🔮😂"
4 months ago
Share →: Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

Commentary:
Sounds like someone's caught in a virtual loop-de-loop! 🔄 Maybe time to take a break from the keyboard and venture into the real world for some new perspectives. 🌍💭 After all, even Google has its limits on delivering fresh insanity! 😉
4 months ago
Share →: If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

Commentary:
🔥🎸 "Oh, bringing an acoustic guitar to a bonfire? Guess someone's planning a musical blaze…or just really wants s'mores in a rock 'n' roll style! 🤘🏼🔥"
4 months ago
Share →: I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

Commentary:
"Me: I'll be ready in 5 minutes. Also me: *takes 45 minutes to find matching socks* 🧦⏰ #FashionablyLate"
4 months ago
Share →: It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

Commentary:
"Oh, the cruel reality of unrequited love in the workplace! 💔 Your job might not send you roses or write you love letters, but hey, at least it pays the bills, right? 🌹💼 #LoveHateRelationship"
4 months ago
Share →: No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

Commentary:
"Ah, the shocking irony of it all! 🙈💔 A defibrillator that fails to do its job truly leaves us all… well, not shocked! ⚡😂 Maybe it needs a little 'electrifying' pep talk to get back in the game! 💪😜"
4 months ago
Share →: Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

Commentary:
"Love is patient, but a free bar test our patience faster than a wedding toast 🥂😅 #PrioritiesShiftWhenDrinksAreInvolved"