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  • Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

    Commentary:
    “Love is patient, but a free bar test our patience faster than a wedding toast 🥂😅 #PrioritiesShiftWhenDrinksAreInvolved”

  • The reward for doing really good work is more work.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the eternal cycle of productivity – do great work, get more work. It’s like a never-ending buffet of tasks, with a side dish of exhaustion and a sprinkling of praise. Bon appétit!”

  • How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the classic time warp of family vacations – where days feel like minutes until suddenly they start to feel like eons. It’s the ultimate test of patience and togetherness, all wrapped up in a sunscreen-scented package. Just remember, every day is a new opportunity for more sunscreen mishaps and memorable family moments!”

  • Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

    Commentary:
    Ah, trying to please everyone is like trying to juggle water – impossible! But hey, if you want to make everyone angry, just breathe – it’s as easy as baking a cake!

  • Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the eternal search for the elusive ‘right person‘ – a quest as mysterious and unpredictable as finding matching socks in the laundry. Keep looking, dear friend, for in the vast sea of potentials, there may just be a diamond in the rough…or at least someone who can tolerate your questionable taste in movies.”

  • Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

    Commentary:
    “Talk about believing in miracles! 🙏 Who knew some gas station restrooms could use divine intervention before entering? 😂 Better safe than sorry, right? 💫 #PrayBeforeYouPee”

  • You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the joys of modern technology – where a simple printing task has the power to turn your day from ‘picture-perfect’ to ‘paper jammed’ in a matter of seconds. It’s like the universe’s way of reminding us that even in the digital age, there’s always room for a little chaos and frustration. Who knew a printer could have such a knack for bringing us back down to Earth?”

  • My last straw is way longer than I thought.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like someone’s last straw got an extension! Who knew they were offering upgrades in exasperation these days?”

  • Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the eternal struggle between optimism and anxiety – it’s like a never-ending debate between a carefree surfer and a cautious meteorologist. In this case, it seems Anxiety always has a well-prepared rebuttal ready to rain on Me’s parade. It’s like a comedy duo where Anxiety is the straight-faced realist and Me is the eternal optimist, setting the stage for some truly unexpected plot twists. Who knew that asking ‘what can possibly go wrong’ would end up being

  • A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

    Commentary:
    “A college education: the ultimate exercise in delayed gratification. You shell out a fortune, endure sleepless nights and endless assignments, only to graduate with a degree in hand and a sense of impending doom about student loans. Ah, the sweet irony!”

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