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You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.

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The shitshow must go on.

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Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.

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I don’t even want a new year this year. I’ll take a lightly used 2006, if it’s available.

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Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

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Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Like Wednesday.

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January is the Monday of the year.

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“That’s an interesting take,” I say, not listening.

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Liking someone romantically is actually just a humiliation ritual.

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The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

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Showering at night is so sexy and clean and self-care vibes. Showering in the morning is so productivity core, cog in the machine core.

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“You’re always sleeping!” God forbid a girl wants to be unconscious.

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Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

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Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

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Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

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I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

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Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

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Marriage is scary, what if he doesn’t want our house to look like my Pinterest board.

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Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

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All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

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It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

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You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

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How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

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UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

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At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

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In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

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In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

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I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using ChatGPT for anything.

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We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.

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If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

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You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

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Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

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I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

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I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

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The more attention you get on this website, the less you enjoy being on it.

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With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

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Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

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Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

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As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

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There should be bloopers at the end of horror films to relax the viewer before sleeping.

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I always imagined WWIII would be Earth vs. aliens.

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I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

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The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

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Before I agree to the new year, I wanna read the terms and conditions.

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Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

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It’s really important to stay hydrated at work, so you can take as many 10-minute-long bathroom breaks as possible.

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Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

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God, is there anything worse than when someone wants to show you a video?

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My mental health walks make my mental health worse because I live in a shithole.

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“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

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Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

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All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

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