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Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

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What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

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Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

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I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker.

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We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

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Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

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I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

Trending via X:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

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Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

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I told ChatGPT about us.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

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Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

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Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

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Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

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I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

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That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

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Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

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I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

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I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

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Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

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“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

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My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

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Freshly posted on Slack:

It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

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You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

Spotted on X:

I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

Just shared via Discord:

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.

Live now on WhatsApp:

With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble.

Shared recently on X:

Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

Breaking via Slack:

Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

Spotted on Reddit:

I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

Spotted on Messenger:

Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

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