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Who develops the algorithm? I want to speak to the manager.

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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

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I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

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Hot girl in her 20s: It’s so weird, but I keep getting lucky, and everything works out in my favor.

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I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

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There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

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Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

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Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

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And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

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Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.

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Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

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If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

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Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.

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It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

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I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

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We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

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I lied, there is no sex. You’re helping me repot plants.

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Might quit my job to focus on summer.

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Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt?

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Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

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My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

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Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

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I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

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The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

55 shares on Discord this month:

When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

48 shares on Pinterest this month:

You can’t convince me that 2020 didn’t open a portal to hell that we’re still living in.

21 shares on YouTube this month:

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

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If the Beatles were just 4 lads from Liverpool, imagine what 400 lads from Liverpool would sound like. But y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.

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I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

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Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.

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You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

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Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar.

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You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

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“Work smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.

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When I was a kid, they played lame music for middle-aged people in the supermarket, but this morning at Whole Foods, it’s now all amazing bangers from my youth.

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She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel.

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People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

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I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

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How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

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I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

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If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

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I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

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I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

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You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

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Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

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Swimming is so embarrassing, everyone can see you want to be alive.

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People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles.

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I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

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My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

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At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

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