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Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

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Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

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I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

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Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

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“You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

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Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”

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I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

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I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

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Elect a clown, expect a circus.

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According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

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I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

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Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

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How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

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Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

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I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

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What part of “hiii” do you not get? I’m in love with you.

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It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

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I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

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Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.

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I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

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Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

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Ain’t no girls in my messages, just a bunch of verification codes.

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Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

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Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

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Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

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Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

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If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

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AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

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Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

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I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

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I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me.

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First date idea: you bring me coffee in bed, and we snuggle all morning.

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The prettier you are, the weirder it gets.

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The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

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The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

Going viral on Twitch:

They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

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You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

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I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

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Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

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I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

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