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Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of lorebombing, where exchanging life updates with a new friend in your thirties feels like sharing episodes from a TV series you both somehow missed! 📚🤝 It's like trying to binge-watch several seasons at once just to keep up with each other's 'plot twists'! #ThirtiesTales"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

Commentary:
"Keeping friends close and enemies at arm's length, just in case you need a good head squishing mime act! 🤏👤😂#SquishSquadGoals"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: If you’re bored when you’re alone, obviously you’re in bad company.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, if you find yourself twiddling your thumbs when you're flying solo, maybe it's time to have a heart-to-heart with your own reflection! 🤔🔍 Remember, the best company you can keep is with yourself – unless you happen to be a ghost whisperer! 👻😜
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'I’ll get back to you at my leisure' move 🕰️😆. It’s like a slow-motion version of phone tag, where the ball is always in their court… or maybe just in their pocket! 📱😂 Don’t worry, I'm pretty sure snails move faster than their response time! 🐌 #OnMyOwnTime"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

Commentary:
Gandalf: "Frodo, you must embark on a perilous quest to destroy the One Ring and save Middle-earth."
Frodo: "Sounds great, but can Samwise plant some herbs along the way?" 🧙‍♂️🌱
It seems even the bravest heroes need to make sure their garden is in order before setting off on an epic adventure!
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

Commentary:
"Ah, the geometric gossip of trust issues! 🤔 If you're not in the inner sanctum, you might find yourself wandering in the wilderness of suspicion shapes. 🔺🔲 Better start practicing your angles if you want to be part of the circle! 😉"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

Commentary:
"Looks like ET is in for a treat! 👽🎁 Who knew extraterrestrial hospitality involved gift baskets? Hope they come in peace, or at least with some intergalactic snacks!" 😄🌌
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still.

Commentary:
"Stick with me and brace yourself for a rollercoaster ride – straight to the land of questionable decisions and detours! 🎢😅 Buckle up, you're in for a wild (and possibly questionable) adventure! 🤣"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

Commentary:
"Ah, the modern-day 'I'm here for you, but also conveniently ghosting you' reassurance! 😆📱 Don't worry, I'm just a few unanswered calls away from reaching out…eventually! ⏳💬"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

Commentary:
Looks like your imaginary friend ghosted you in the most imaginary way possible! 👻📝 Time to find a new pal who will stick with you through thick and thin (or thin air)! 😂