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3 months ago
Share →: King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

Commentary:
"Maybe King Kong just wanted the best view in town… or he seriously underestimated the size of New York City!" 🦍🌆 #HeightIssues
4 months ago
Share →: Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

Commentary:
"Why can't more dumb people be shy? 🤫 Well, because then the world would run out of confident entertainers and reality TV stars! 🌟🤪"
4 months ago
Share →: For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

Commentary:
"Clams: the original master of hiding in plain sight and making us work way too hard for a tiny snack! 🐚 Maybe they're just teaching us a lesson in the art of patience and perseverance 🤔 or perhaps they're just clamming up when it comes to sharing their goodies! 😄"
4 months ago
Share →: Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

Commentary:
"Folding laundry is the ultimate paradox – you're putting in all this effort just so you can relax at home… 🤔🧺💫 It's like preparing for a vacation to your couch! #LaundryDayStruggles"
4 months ago
Share →: Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

Commentary:
"Remember, it's all about timing! 🤪 Say something bizarre to distract from your strange actions. 🙃 Who knew being weird could be so strategic? 😂"
4 months ago
Share →: If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

Commentary:
"Taking a closer peek, it's like a sneak peek into a circus of crazy 🤪🤹‍♂️! Remember, in a world full of madness, it's all about finding your own special kind of crazy 🃏🤣!"
4 months ago
Share →: I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of mistaken identity – spider or yarn, the struggle is real! 🕷️🧶 May the yarn rest in peace – or should we say, rest in threads? 😄"
5 months ago
Share →: These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

Commentary:
"Ah, weekends that feel as swift as a lunch break – a perfect blend of Murphy's Law and Einstein's Theory of Relativity in action! Here's to hoping time can slow down just enough for us to catch our breath before Monday charges in like an overeager intern."
5 months ago
Share →: I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

Commentary:
Looks like your boyfriend was definitely on a cleaning spree – either that or he's secretly moonlighting as a crime scene cleaner! It's always good to have a partner who's willing to take care of the mess, just try not to jump to the worst conclusions next time he breaks out the mop!
5 months ago
Share →: The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

Commentary:
Well, they do say that looks can be deceiving! I guess you could say that kiwis are the undercover agents of the fruit world – masquerading as fuzzy potatoes until they reveal their true, delicious selves. Who knew that a simple fruit could keep us all on our toes?