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I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

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Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

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Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.

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Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

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I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

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TikTok? I still call it a watch.

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Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.

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At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

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When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

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Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!

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The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

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Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

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The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.

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Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

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I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

Just landed via Slack:

Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

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Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

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To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

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That stupid look on my face is my face.

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Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

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When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

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I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

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I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

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Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.

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Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

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The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

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‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

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People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

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According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

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At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?

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I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

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The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

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My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

Breaking via Telegram:

Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell.

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Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

Making waves on Twitch:

Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

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Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

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Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

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Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

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