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Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

My talents include sneaking out of work early on a Friday.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Some people are like ads, just skip.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

Commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintance’s Instagram post of their newborn baby.

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Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Twitch:

My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently.

Spotted on Slack:

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly, great call from the haters.

Just landed via WeChat:

It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.

Trending via YouTube:

Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Do you ever hang out with someone else’s family, and you’re like, ooooh, so this is what it’s supposed to be like?

Going bananas on Facebook:

I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

Trending via YouTube:

My mental health walks make my mental health worse because I live in a shithole.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

Seen just now on Discord:

Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

73 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

37 shares on Telegram this month:

During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

52 shares on Threads this month:

I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

93 shares on X this month:

“I’m so grateful that so many things are none of my business.”

36 shares on Telegram this month:

I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

91 shares on Messenger this month:

My worst fear is dating someone who loves their ex like my exes love me.

34 shares on Twitch this month:

They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

59 shares on Twitch this month:

Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

31 shares on Threads this month:

I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

15 shares on Messenger this month:

Not again. I mean good morning.

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6 folks are currently checking 👀

Whoever created / mandated the auto start-stop feature on cars should be dragged into the town square to be tarred and feathered!

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Reverse cowgirl because you made me mad, and I can’t even look at you right now.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

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Oh, I didn’t tell you? Must have been none of your business, then.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

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The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Salary week, but salary weak.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

Easy there, unsaved number.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Pinterest:

I think every app should, by law, let you deactivate all of its short-form video content.

Going viral on Discord:

All quiet on the frontal lobe.

Seen just now on Discord:

Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

Breaking via Facebook:

Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

Freshly posted on Discord:

The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.

Going viral on X:

Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

Going viral on Instagram:

Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

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