Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

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It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

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Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

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If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK.

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Touched a tree and accidentally absorbed 400 years of wisdom and 2 squirrel secrets.

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I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

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I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.

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Don’t worry, darling, you won’t break me. Someone already beat you to it.

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We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.