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You sound smart. You some kinda ‘ologist?

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

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Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

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Bartender asked me to give his place a one-star Google review to keep the vibe lowkey. Insane method.

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I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.

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I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

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The real me comes out at midnight (it’s just me spending money online).

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Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”

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Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

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After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

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Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

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The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

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The new American dream is an alien invasion.

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The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.

Going bananas on Twitch:

I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

This Monday is Mondaying like it’s never Mondayed before.

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“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

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If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

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Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

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I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

92 shares on Threads this month:

That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

35 shares on Snapchat this month:

Going out on Friday night will always be better than going out on a Saturday night.

48 shares on Threads this month:

I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

63 shares on Twitch this month:

I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

35 shares on WeChat this month:

The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

15 shares on Threads this month:

At my age, this “microsleep” can sometimes last hours.

39 shares on Pinterest this month:

Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

86 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I used to have this mental illness, where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

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Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

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The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

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Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

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I wonder how biology explains that pain in your chest you get when you found out your partner cheated on you.

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We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

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All of my passwords are protected by short-term memory loss.

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You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever made peace with the horror of being alive.

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I love when certain people post their dating app convos, and you get to see what a conversation between two really boring people looks like.

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A hot tub is basically a big bowl of human soup.

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Going viral on Discord:

I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

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My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.

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Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

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