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Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

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I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

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People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

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My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

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I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

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The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.

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Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

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A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

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My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

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When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

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That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

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You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

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Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

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The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

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There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

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The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

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Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

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If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

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Quickie so fast, it’s called secs.

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Share →: IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

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IKEA: the never-ending maze of stylish furniture and meatballs. 🛋️🍝 Once you enter, you might never find your way out… just like checking out from the Hotel California! 🛎️🏩 Don't be surprised if you start humming "Welcome to the IKEA California" on your never-ending furniture hunt! 🎶😄

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“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

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My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

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I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

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I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

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Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

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Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

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My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.

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I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

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What is rizz if not swag persevering?!

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I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

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I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

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I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

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I need to start hiding my money from myself.

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Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

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Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

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They should invent a good thing that happens.

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I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

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I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

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I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

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