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The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

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The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

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I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

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You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

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Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

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My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

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Nobody cleans better than somebody that’s pissed off.

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Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

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I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

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Do you ever stress about money, then accidentally order from Amazon?

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I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

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Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober.

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I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

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Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

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When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

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Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

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The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

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When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

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I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

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I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing.

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Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

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“Why would I lie to you?” I don’t know, maybe because you’re a liar.

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Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

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Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

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Tequila won’t fix your life, but it’s worth a shot.

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I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

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It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

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Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

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If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

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My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

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I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

Live now on TikTok:

I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

Just shared via Threads:

Welcome to your 50s… you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment.

Just shared via Instagram:

Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

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Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

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