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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

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Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

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Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

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Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

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I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

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If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

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I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

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My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

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I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

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Live now on Reddit:

Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

Just landed via Discord:

Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man.

Breaking via YouTube:

Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

Just landed via Instagram:

My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

Going viral on Telegram:

Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

Broadcasted on X:

Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

Seen just now on Discord:

Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

Just landed via Snapchat:

“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

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Share →: Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

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Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

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My handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

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I hope this email kills us both.

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Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

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I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

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I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

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Trending via Discord:

Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

Spotted on Messenger:

Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

Spotted on WeChat:

Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

Just shared via Discord:

I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

Going viral on Instagram:

In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

Going viral on Discord:

It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

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