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Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

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Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

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Spotted on X:

Be useless, so nobody can use you.

Freshly posted on X:

I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.

Live now on Reddit:

I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Architects should try and design a house with no yelling.

Going viral on Instagram:

How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

Trending via X:

We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

Spotted on Facebook:

You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

Reported on WhatsApp:

I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

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Share →: My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

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Well, it looks like they take "fighting for justice" quite literally in that court! 🥋💼 Hope they don't confuse the legal briefs with ninja strikes! Just imagine a dramatic courtroom scene: "Objection, Your Honor! *nunchucks move.*" 😂 #LegalNinja

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Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

TikTok? I still call it a watch.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

“Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

I hate math, but I love counting money.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Messenger:

Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

Going viral on WeChat:

According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

Trending via Pinterest:

Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

Spotted on Messenger:

Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

Seen just now on X:

Elect a clown, expect a circus.

Just landed via WeChat:

I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

Trending via Slack:

The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.

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