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10,000+ funny quotes

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Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

No time like now to start “flossing regularly” before tomorrow’s dental appointment.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

I do believe TikTok saves the funniest videos for late at night. There’s no way.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

A haunted house, but it’s just you inside your own head.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

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Updated

Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Instagram:

If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

Seen just now on Messenger:

You should be able to like an email instead of replying to it.

Just landed via YouTube:

I bet she doesn’t even laugh at your dumb jokes the fake way I did.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

Trending via Discord:

“So, what are your hobbies?” Oh, I can’t afford any.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

Spotted on YouTube:

One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

Spotted on Twitch:

I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

Going viral on X:

Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

Funny leggings quotes

Funny leggings quotes are the perfect way to add a sprinkle of humor to your comfy wardrobe! 🦄✨ Whether you’re rocking them at yoga, brunch, or just binge-watching your favorite shows, these witty sayings keep the vibes light and laughter loud. 😄🧘‍♀️ Ready to turn your leggings into a conversation starter? Let’s dive into some hilarious and relatable one-liners that celebrate the magic of stretchy pants! 😂👖

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Social Media Stars ⭐

27 shares on Telegram this month:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

64 shares on Twitch this month:

I believe in annoyed at first sight.

94 shares on Threads this month:

If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

63 shares on Facebook this month:

What’s a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy?

55 shares on Slack this month:

I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

73 shares on Facebook this month:

Delightful if true: booby trap.

46 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Caveman bartender: “This one’s on the cave.”

54 shares on WeChat this month:

I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

94 shares on Instagram this month:

I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

89 shares on Pinterest this month:

It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

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All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

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‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

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Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

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Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

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People pleasing doesn’t go well with my black attire.

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Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

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I’d make room in my pillow fort for you.

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Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

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Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

“I’m not short. I’m just more down to earth than most people.”

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Messenger:

I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

Just landed via X:

The best part of Thanksgiving is being with family and friends, and a vast array of pies.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Not my room, not my elephant.

Going viral on Messenger:

Water bottle leaking in your bag is a top 10 worst experience.

Trending via Reddit:

Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

Just landed via Reddit:

I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

Just shared via Telegram:

Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

Spotted on YouTube:

Lord, remove any laziness from my body and push me to my full potential the rest of this year.

Going viral on Twitch:

I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

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