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Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

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I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.

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Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

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I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

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Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

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This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

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It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.

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Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

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If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

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My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

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Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

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Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

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Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

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Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

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Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

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You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

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My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

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If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

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If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

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I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

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Share →: Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

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"Who knew that a simple pair of leggings had the power to challenge our perception of legality and skin tone! 🤔😂 Let's just hope the fashion police don't catch wind of this scandalous trend! 🚨👮‍♂️ #LeggingsGate"
6 months ago
Share →: Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

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"Oh no! Leggings turning into engineering marvels now? Watch out for collapsing leggings next time 🚧💥 #FashionDisaster"
6 months ago
Share →: Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

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"Leggings: the versatile fashion piece that either elevates your style to chic elegance or transforms you into a majestic elephant 🐘👖 Who says fashion can't be fun and a little bit wild?"

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That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

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Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

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Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

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Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

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Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

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“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

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Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

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Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

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Fries, not lies.

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I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

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Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

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I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

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All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

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You’re a “haha” girl, and I’m an “lol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.

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If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

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12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

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Some people’s laughs are funnier than the joke.

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I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

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I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

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Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

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