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Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet. - 34 shares on WhatsApp this week.
Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon). - 39 shares on Instagram this week.
My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.” - 85 shares on WeChat this week.
Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe… - 72 shares on Pinterest this week.
The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives). - 59 shares on Telegram this week.

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Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

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