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It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

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There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

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For Halloween, you should be mine.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I don’t want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Your Majesty” would be the best name for a cat.

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As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

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Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.

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Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

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I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

Making waves on TikTok:

If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

Going viral on Threads:

Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

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Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

Going viral on Messenger:

How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

Making waves on Threads:

How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

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50 shares on Messenger this month:

Are you gonna meow for me or what, bro?

64 shares on Telegram this month:

My toxic trait is thinking I can nap, then waking up 3 hours later in a parallel universe where I missed everything.

29 shares on Telegram this month:

A little friendly reminder that if somebody looks tired, you really don’t have to tell them.

100 shares on Pinterest this month:

Overthinking should at least burn calories.

77 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Kids these days are soft. I’m pretty sure I died once when I was 7, and my mom made me walk it off.

91 shares on Reddit this month:

And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

52 shares on Snapchat this month:

You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

59 shares on Discord this month:

A delivery driver just asked for my date of birth. I said, “94.” He replied, “Is that 1994?” Oh, sorry mate, no. My bad, that was 1794. Right around the French Revolution.

95 shares on Facebook this month:

Every word wishes it could sound as fun as falafel.

75 shares on Instagram this month:

If you’re going through hell, keep going.

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Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

No matter how sad you are, there is some form of potato that can make it better.

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Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

I never learned to swim because I didn’t think it would ever be more than an hour since I last ate.

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Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

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Naturally introverted, selectively extroverted.

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I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

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The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

Making waves on TikTok:

Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

Just landed via Snapchat:

They say 30 is the new 20, and 40 the new 30. All I know is 9 p.m. is the new midnight.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I’m so loyal to my music, I’ll hunt down a song I used to love five years back.

Going bananas on Messenger:

My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

Seen just now on Slack:

The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

Trending via Twitch:

I disagree with my politics.

Spotted on Twitch:

Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Hey Grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend, thanks!

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Talking to the stars because people suck.

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