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Recovering people pleaser here too, taking "strict" as my new badge of honor! 🏅😅
115 Funny lot quotes
Who needs therapy when you can just cry in a fast-food parking lot.
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When the fries and my tears combine, it’s called ‘supersize my emotions’ 🍟😭🍔
You can tell a lot about someone based on which Spice Girl they were most attracted to.
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Spice up your life: your crush on Ginger says you're hot-headed, and a Sporty crush means hiking on the first date! 🌶️🥾🤣
After a lot of experience, I can conclude that one can never actually cross “washing dishes” off the to-do list.
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Doing dishes is like fighting a hydra—wash one, and two more appear! 🍽️🧼💦
I might be late to a lot of places, but the airport is not one of them.
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Always early to the airport: I'm a seasoned pro at arriving 3 hours early to watch everyone else run late! ✈️😂⏰