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Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. That’s the toddler injury.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

I just wanna buy $16 worth of a meme coin and sell it for $2.6M two weeks later.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

I need new friends. The old ones know too much.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Facebook:

Welcome to your 40s, where the hair shows up uninvited and looks pissed to be here.

Spotted on Reddit:

You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

Live now on X:

“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

Going viral on YouTube:

Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting.

Live now on Facebook:

I hate when people ask me: “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others, “Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.

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93 shares on Facebook this month:

Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

85 shares on Messenger this month:

Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

90 shares on Twitch this month:

Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale?

68 shares on Telegram this month:

I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

14 shares on Threads this month:

My bathroom mirror after a long party weekend: “Girl, those vitamins can’t help you now.”

75 shares on Discord this month:

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

32 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.

48 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

34 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Please be nice to me. I’m in my twenties. Do you know what that does to a person?

65 shares on X this month:

Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

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There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

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Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

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Never make a promise you can’t keep rescheduling.

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I do not have a “body count.” I have a curious spirit.

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Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

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First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

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I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.

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My dad wasn’t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.

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I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

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If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Making art is making love to the world.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

“Do you like using Twitter?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

My fridge turns into a food retirement home, as soon as I buy groceries.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

On my phone, you’ll never see contacts saved as ‘babe’ or ‘love.’ I save full names—first and last—like a government office.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on TikTok:

Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

Breaking via Instagram:

This year has gone by so quick. Christmas is basically tomorrow.

Breaking via Reddit:

The world is my ostrich, or whatever.

Live now on Pinterest:

Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

Seen just now on Slack:

The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

Just landed via Telegram:

Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

Just landed via Threads:

“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

Just landed via Twitch:

At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

Just shared via WeChat:

I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

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