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Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

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Ragebaiting each other is flirting, btw.

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Pro tip: When you sign up for anything online, put the website’s name as your middle name. Now, when you receive spam, you will know who sold your data.

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I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

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Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.

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The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car.

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My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

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No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

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American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

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Steve Jobs was a vibe coder. He just prompted Steve Wozniak.

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I’ve taken a long, hard look at myself. I won’t be doing that again.

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The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

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If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

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A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.

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Funny manslaughter quotes

Funny manslaughter quotes bring a cheeky twist to a serious topic, blending dark humor with unexpected wit 🤪⚖️. Perfect for those who love edgy jokes that make you think and laugh at the same time 😂💥. Dive into a world where legal drama meets clever punchlines, and prepare for some seriously funny moments that walk the fine line between absurd and hilarious! 🎭🔥

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When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.

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Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.

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Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out.

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I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

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Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

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I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

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I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

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Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

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The ability to adjust your vocabulary based on who you’re speaking to is a valuable life skill that many people lack.

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If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

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I would like even faster food.

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You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

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Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?

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Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

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I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

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