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Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

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Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

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I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

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Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I’m addicted to placebos.

Just landed via Discord:

Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.

Trending via YouTube:

There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

Trending via X:

If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

Going viral on Threads:

It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

Just landed via Telegram:

Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

Spotted on Telegram:

I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing.

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Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Discord:

Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

Just landed via Telegram:

If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

Trending via Slack:

There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

Just landed via YouTube:

I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

Going viral on TikTok:

I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

Just landed via X:

I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

Live now on Slack:

Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

Shared recently on X:

I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

Just landed via Facebook:

They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

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