Funny mid-life crisis quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone is feeling a bit short-changed on their mid-life crisis opportunities! 🙈 Time to start planning for that extended edition crisis package! 🎉🚗💥 #MidLifeCrisisGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, to bypass the mid-life crisis and dive right into perfecting the art of crankiness! 🙄👴 No time for flashy sports cars or questionable fashion choices, just pure unadulterated curmudgeonliness ahead! 😂 #AgeBeforeCrankiness"

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