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Funny mid-life crisis quotes

Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.

They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025