Commentary:
Ah, our cosmic neighbors are getting a prehistoric show from afar 🦕👽 Who needs Jurassic Park when you have live dino action in outer space? 🌌 #TimeTravelDinoSpectacle
26 Funny million quotes
When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”
Commentary:
"Bravo to this wheelie awesome individual! 🎉♿️ Who knew saving the world would come with a seating arrangement requirement? 😂💰 Keep rollin' towards that million, one wheel revolution at a time! 🌟🚲 #WheelchairWisdom"
It feels like a million o’clock right now.
Commentary:
Wow, I didn't even know time zones went that high 🌐😴
Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.
Commentary:
Looks like someone's breaking records in world-class exaggeration! 🌟🙈 Exaggeration level: Legendary. Accusation level: Off the charts! 😂 #ExaggerationGoals
Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone has found the perfect antidote for their blues! 💸 Who needs therapy when you have a fat bank account, am I right? 😜💰 #MoneyMood #CureForTheBlues"
Bursting into a million bats the second I see you.
Commentary:
Turning into a Batman family reunion every time you show up! 🦇😂