111 Funny mind quotes

80 shares on WeChat this month:

You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

69 shares on Pinterest this month:

The worst thing is finding out the “sweet guy” is just a lustful loser.

38 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

84 shares on Pinterest this month:

In an alternate universe, the hard way is always learning me.

15 shares on Pinterest this month:

I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

19 shares on Threads this month:

Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

35 shares on Reddit this month:

Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

38 shares on Facebook this month:

I’d make room in my pillow fort for you.

76 shares on Pinterest this month:

Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

67 shares on TikTok this month:

Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.