Funny miso quotes

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning?

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

They should invent someone who holds me.