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We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.

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My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

“Autophagy” would be a beautiful name for a girl.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

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Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

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I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

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Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

Live now on Instagram:

Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

Just landed via LinkedIn:

A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

Trending via Discord:

If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

Going viral on Slack:

Starting to think business is standing on me.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

Reported on TikTok:

So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

Live now on Messenger:

I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

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Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Me driving at night: I hope this is the road!

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

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Just shared via Messenger:

I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

Just landed via TikTok:

The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

Shared recently on YouTube:

You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

“I’m in a really good place right now, not mentally. I’m just indoors with air conditioning.”

Live now on LinkedIn:

Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.

Going viral on YouTube:

You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

Making waves on Instagram:

“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

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