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Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

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I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

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Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

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Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

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I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

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I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

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Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

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“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

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If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

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I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

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A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

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Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

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I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

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God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

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Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

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Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

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Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.

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The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

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Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

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It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

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Share →: Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

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"Imagine the uproar if Mount Rushmore had burger-loving presidents instead! 🍔🇺🇸 It'd be the most American monument ever! Just picture it – Lincoln with a hotdog, Washington with a slice of apple pie, Jefferson with a mountain of fries, and Teddy Roosevelt chomping on a giant sandwich. Now that's a sight to behold! 😄 #FoodiePresidents"

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She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

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I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

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If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

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Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

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At my age, this “microsleep” can sometimes last hours.

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Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

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Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

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Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

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All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

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Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

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He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

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I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

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Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

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My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

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Using my one phone call to call Santa.

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The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

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Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

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Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

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You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

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