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Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

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I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

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Strict parents raise good liars.

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You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

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Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

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80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

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You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

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To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

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Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

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We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.

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They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

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Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

Broadcasted on Slack:

I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

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I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

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No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

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I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

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I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

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Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

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I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

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There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

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Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

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“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

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Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

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I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there.

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People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

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Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

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Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

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Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

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I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

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You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

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Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

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You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

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It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

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Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

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I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

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I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

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You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.

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Drive as I say, not as I drive.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

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The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

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