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My signature move is always learning my lessons the hard way.

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My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

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Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

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I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

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Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

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I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.

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Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

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I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

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Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.

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Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

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Making waves on Snapchat:

True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?

Seen just now on Snapchat:

A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

Reported on Threads:

Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

Going viral on Facebook:

Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

Freshly posted on Threads:

If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Not going is the new leaving early.

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Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

I’m tired of pretending talking about the weather isn’t fun.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

Eating nothing but beer for a month and calling that Oktoberfast.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

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My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

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Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

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As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

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If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

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Breaking via Slack:

Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

Just shared via Reddit:

Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

Going viral on Discord:

Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Everyone who got my kids board games for Christmas, when are you coming back to play with them?

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

Trending via Facebook:

Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

Going viral on Messenger:

If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

Spotted on Instagram:

I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.

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