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“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

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Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

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Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

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January is the Monday of the year.

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Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

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Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

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Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

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I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

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Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

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Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

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You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

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“I made this with AI.” Yeah, we can tell.

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There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

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Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

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I need money, not feelings.

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When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

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Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

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Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

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Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

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Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.

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Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

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If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

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If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

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My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

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I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

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Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?

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Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

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Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

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If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

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Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

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Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

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The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

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My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

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They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

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Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

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Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

Just landed via Instagram:

If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

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The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

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The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

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