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Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

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My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

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No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

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Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

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I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

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When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.

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Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

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If you ever find yourself as a houseguest for an extended period of time, here is the golden rule for success: invisible by day, charming by night.

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It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

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Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

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“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

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Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

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Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

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Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary.

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99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.

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Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

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Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

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Ah, the magical land of Monday—the gift that keeps not giving!

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It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

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Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

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Looks like someone's chakra is having a mid-life crisis and decided to go on a smoke break! 🚬🧘‍♂️ Hopefully, it comes back refreshed and ready to align those energies properly! 🤣 #ChakraGoneAWOL

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I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

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My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

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My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

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My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

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If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

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At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

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Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

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Like a fine bourbon, we get better with age. Or, at least, … we feel better about our age after drinking lots of bourbon!

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Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

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Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

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Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

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I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

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“We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.

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If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

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Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

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Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

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Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

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Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

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