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If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

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It’s not a competition, but if it was I would win.

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Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

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Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

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Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital?

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Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

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You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.

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I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

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You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

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Whatever doesn’t kill you is probably still trying.

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Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

Just shared via YouTube:

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Live now on Facebook:

This alien invasion could have been an email.

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The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.

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It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

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I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled.

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Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

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I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

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Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”

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“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

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It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

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Later is the best time to do anything.

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Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

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Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

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Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

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‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

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“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

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I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

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Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

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The date didn’t go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

Shared recently on Discord:

Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

Making waves on Threads:

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

Just shared via WeChat:

It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

Trending via LinkedIn:

An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

Going viral on Slack:

I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

Just landed via Instagram:

It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

Trending via Facebook:

I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

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