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I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

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Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

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I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

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Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

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Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

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My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

Manifesting you in my bed.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

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Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

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I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.

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It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

Freshly posted on X:

Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

Seen just now on Threads:

After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

Just shared via YouTube:

The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

In search of someone who loves me as much as I love my snooze button.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

Making waves on Slack:

At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

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Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

Due to personal reasons, I must make it in life.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew my life was like this.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

We need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

My girlfriend? You wouldn’t know her, she’s in a different data center.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Telegram:

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

Just landed via TikTok:

A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

Freshly posted on Discord:

When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

Just landed via Facebook:

Stop asking a clown why he keeps acting like a clown, ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

Making waves on X:

Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

Making waves on Twitch:

The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.”

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

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