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If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’ll be running a 0.002K this weekend to raise awareness for laziness.

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Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

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Life is short, flirt with me!

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If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

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It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

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Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them.

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I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

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I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

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Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.

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Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

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I wonder if the scariest moment ever in history has happened yet.

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Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

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“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

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Drinking 3L of water daily helps you avoid other people’s drama because you’re too busy peeing. Stay hydrated.

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Reading fanfics is so fun, I wish romantic attraction was real.

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In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

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Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that.

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Nothing hits harder than opening the fridge for the fifth time, hoping new food magically appeared.

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Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

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That masculine urge to completely avoid relationships until you get your life together.

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“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

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Do you mind if I wear my black T-shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment?

62 shares on Instagram this month:

“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

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I miss when you could touch a TV and feel its fur.

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If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

59 shares on Facebook this month:

You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

73 shares on Pinterest this month:

Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

49 shares on Slack this month:

I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days.

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You only live once and thank God for that.

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Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

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Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

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When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

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I always stop the microwave before it beeps because it’s not the boss of me.

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People moaning and making noise over food makes me so livid I can’t keep it in.

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Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

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Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

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Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

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The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

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My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

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Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

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You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here plucking chin hairs.

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The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

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And to think I survived a global pandemic for this.

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20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

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Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

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It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

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The world started without permission again.

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Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

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