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Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

Turns out, “unc” is short for unconstitutional.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

“I’m great at saving money, as long as I don’t go anywhere, see anyone, or open my eyes.”

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

Every squad has that person who has to go home early.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

The amount of sleeping I’ve done over the past few days has been phenomenal. I genuinely love doing absolutely nothing.

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I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

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Donuts hug you from the inside.

Trending via Facebook:

How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back.

Just shared via Reddit:

Nothing ruins an introvert’s day like a 4 p.m. appointment.

Spotted on Slack:

No matter how sad you are, there is some form of potato that can make it better.

Live now on Threads:

HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.

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I hate overhead lighting – trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

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90 shares on Snapchat this month:

Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

80 shares on Facebook this month:

Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

32 shares on Instagram this month:

Messages are way funnier when you know how that person talks.

79 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

20 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

20 shares on Pinterest this month:

Last night’s dream could have been an email.

87 shares on YouTube this month:

How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

32 shares on TikTok this month:

The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

99 shares on Snapchat this month:

You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

95 shares on Facebook this month:

If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

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Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.

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Having a crush should be considered a form of self-harm.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

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My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

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I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

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Trending via Reddit:

My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

Making waves on Messenger:

That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesn’t explode.

Just shared via WeChat:

Phone is a cigarette for eyes.

Spotted on Reddit:

I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

Just landed via WeChat:

You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

Live now on Threads:

Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.

Making waves on Telegram:

I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

Just shared via Threads:

I’ve decided that I’m going to underthink today.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

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I hate overhead lighting – trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

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