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Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

There is nothing worse in life than calling customer service and hearing an Indian accent.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, “What the bug?”

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

My husband clearly believes that chairs just magically push themselves back in.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,358

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Messenger:

It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though.

Making waves on X:

If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

So many people to disappoint, so little time.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.

Just landed via Reddit:

My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

Broadcasted on Threads:

She was unique, like a millennial that could drive a stick shift.

Trending via Slack:

Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

Spotted on Threads:

Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

Spotted on Facebook:

When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

Spotted on X:

I will improve my life after I doom scroll a little more. Yes.

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77 shares on Messenger this month:

My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

82 shares on Snapchat this month:

In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.

40 shares on Messenger this month:

If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

30 shares on TikTok this month:

Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

86 shares on Instagram this month:

Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

40 shares on Messenger this month:

Just being myself is how we got into this mess.

51 shares on TikTok this month:

Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

77 shares on Snapchat this month:

Super excited to not contribute anything worthwhile today.

31 shares on YouTube this month:

Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

58 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

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Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

January is the Monday of the year.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

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Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Worrying is just worshipping the problem.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,718

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

White elephant: Nothing brings people together like fighting over absolute garbage.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

I made soup while whispering “He was never mine,” like it’s 1893, and I just lost my beloved to a duel.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

Accidentally falling asleep on the couch is somehow always the best sleep.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

Winter hack: Avoid the cold by never leaving your house.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

Jacket I left on a chair that sometimes looks like a person at night stuns in new evening nightmare.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Tuesday is just another Monday, but reheated.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Snapchat:

I believe in annoyed at first sight.

Just landed via Slack:

They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

Seen just now on Telegram:

People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

Freshly posted on Discord:

By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

Making waves on Snapchat:

If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

Just landed via Messenger:

Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

Just landed via WeChat:

I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

Spotted on Instagram:

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

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