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Trying to please everyone is like trying to drown a fish! ππ€·ββοΈπ
1038 Funny people quotes
This site could use some more people who like to argue about literally anything.
People just don’t stop, collaborate, and listen like they used to.
I can’t be bothered with people that can’t be bothered.
People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores.
If alcohol was the one that was banned instead of weed, then a lot of people would have had memories of hungry, stoned fathers instead of angry, drunk ones.
The worst part about being in your 40s is the 10 years of listening to people say, βWait till youβre 50.β
People pleasing doesn’t go well with my black attire.
I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’
