995 Funny people quotes

Funny people quotes are a brilliant way to poke fun at the quirks and behaviors that make us all unique! 😄😂 Whether it’s hilarious observations about human nature or witty remarks about everyday life, these quotes will have you laughing out loud. Embrace the humor in being human! 😆🙌

There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

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Wishing for a "Sugar Daddy Santa" website where dreams come true and funds mysteriously appear! 🎅💸✨

Ever since I was little, I knew I wanted people to watch how they speak to me.

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Ah yes, the childhood dream of becoming a professional "tone monitor" is finally coming true! 🎤🕵️‍♀️✨

I love when people say, “It is what it is,” like they just discovered stoicism.

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Ah yes, the profound wisdom of t-shirt philosophy strikes again! 🧐👕✨

Stop bothering me, or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people, but I can tell you are not yet aware of.

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Sounds like a threat disguised as free therapy! 😂🔍

Heavy on the ‘mhm,’ cause people just be talking.

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Mhm, nodding like a bobblehead while my brain goes on vacation 😂🤷‍♂️

Some people are like wallpaper… same pattern repeating every time.

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Like a human screensaver on repeat! 😂🖼️🔁

Sorry, I didn’t text back. I don’t like talking to people anymore.

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When social batteries run low, I just set them to airplane mode! ✈️🔋🙅‍♂️

Your birthday as an adult mainly consists of texting back ‘Thanks!’ to people you haven’t talked to in 5 years.

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Celebrating another trip around the sun by becoming a pro at copy-pasting "Thanks!" 😅🎉📱

I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things? That’s how they get you.

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Weekends should come with a "Do Not Disturb" sign for humans 🛑😴 #ThingFreeZone

Nobody calls you old more than people 2 years younger than you.

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When you're the wise sage to someone who's still learning how to adult 😂🧓👶