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Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

My plan is to die young as late as possible.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

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Trending via Instagram:

Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case.

Spotted on Facebook:

You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.

Live now on X:

If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

Breaking via Slack:

I’m only dead on the outside.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

Just landed via Discord:

The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

Spotted on Pinterest:

I don’t really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life.

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Funny people quotes are a brilliant way to poke fun at the quirks and behaviors that make us all unique! 😄😂 Whether it’s hilarious observations about human nature or witty remarks about everyday life, these quotes will have you laughing out loud. Embrace the humor in being human! 😆🙌

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People don’t hate working, they hate working and still being poor.

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We need a slur for people that use AI.

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7 days ago

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White elephant: Nothing brings people together like fighting over absolute garbage.

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Software engineers are the dumbest smart people I’ve ever met.

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Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

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Love when people summon Grok and there’s no reply. He just doesn’t care sometimes.

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It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.

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Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist, and nearly met Jesus.

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What did people do before alarm clocks? Just go to bed like, “Hope I wake up in time for work tomorrow.”

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Turns out, college is all about forming unspoken, powerful bonds with people you talk to twice.

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11 shares on Threads this month:

Don’t study, get slutty!

78 shares on Facebook this month:

Want to come over and lay around naked, eating grapes like we’re in a Renaissance painting.

17 shares on Telegram this month:

Venting to ChatGPT is crazy, y’all turning schizophrenic.

38 shares on YouTube this month:

I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

61 shares on Pinterest this month:

A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.

31 shares on WeChat this month:

I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

14 shares on TikTok this month:

Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

66 shares on Threads this month:

At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

37 shares on Telegram this month:

If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

27 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing.

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Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

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Sometimes being alive feels like being a pornstar who is asexual.

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I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

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Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

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Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

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If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

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The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

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Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

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Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

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For whom the doom scrolls!

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

The concept of hot water showers feeling so good but not actually being good for your hair or skin is disgusting.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Instagram:

It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

Going viral on Threads:

“I didn’t vote for this.” — people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.

Just shared via Messenger:

My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

Seen just now on TikTok:

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

Breaking via Twitch:

Shade coming from a tree bearing no fruit could never phase me. Carry on.

Going viral on Reddit:

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

Live now on YouTube:

Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I miss the old days back in 1955, when I didn’t exist.

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