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626 Funny people quotes

Funny people quotes are a brilliant way to poke fun at the quirks and behaviors that make us all unique! 😄😂 Whether it’s hilarious observations about human nature or witty remarks about everyday life, these quotes will have you laughing out loud. Embrace the humor in being human! 😆🙌

Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

5 days ago

The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

5 days ago

They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

6 days ago

Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

6 days ago

“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

2 weeks ago

My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

2 weeks ago

People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

2 weeks ago

People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

2 weeks ago

I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

2 weeks ago

It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

2 weeks ago

Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

2 weeks ago

They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

2 weeks ago

Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is a skill.

2 weeks ago

And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

2 weeks ago

Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

2 weeks ago

A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

2 weeks ago

Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

2 weeks ago

Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

2 weeks ago

I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

2 weeks ago

Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

2 weeks ago