1112 Funny people quotes

• My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio, and then call people slurs on the internet.

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  3 days ago

  bible, Bible verse, bio, call, cross, cross emoji, emoji, favorite, humor, internet, Jesus, people, put, satire, slur, verse

• People text you when you look good in photos.

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  3 days ago

  appearance, compliment, good, interaction, people, photo, photos, social, social interaction, text

• I love when people say, “In college, I wrote a paper on…” as if that holds any academic merit.

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  3 days ago

  academic, academic merit, college, education, humor, i, love, merit, paper, people, sarcasm, say, writing

• People who don’t have Twitter are trying to show you stuff you laughed at a month ago.

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  3 days ago

  ago, humor, joke, laughter, media, month, outdated, people, sharing, show, social, social media, stuff, trying, Twitter

• Old people are right about crosswords and morning stretches, I will admit.

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  3 days ago

  admit, aging, crossword, habit, health, health habit, humor, i, morning, morning stretch, old, old person, people, person, right, stretch

• The people who “don’t have time” and the people who “always find time” have the same amount of time.

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  3 days ago

  always, amount, humor, management, people, priority, procrastination, same, time, time management

• Why will Satan torture people in hell for disobeying the same God he disobeyed?

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  3 days ago

  disobedience, faith, God, hell, humor, irony, people, question, religion, same, Satan, torture, why

• Some people still fail to understand that the boot still has no problem crushing you, even if you lick it clean.

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  3 days ago

  authority, boot, clean, crush, even, fail, humor, lick, metaphor, people, problem, sarcasm, still, submission, understand, understanding

• Sarcastically saying “you’re welcome” to the people who don’t say thank you when I hold the door for them is something I’ll never stop doing.

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  3 days ago

  behavior, doing, door, etiquette, gratitude, hold, holding, holding door, humor, i, never, people, rude, rude behavior, sarcasm, say, saying, social, social etiquette, something, stop, thank, thank you, welcome

• People who read and research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

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  4 days ago

  always, communication, crazy, knowledge, people, perception, read, reading, research, sound, understanding

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