Funny people quotes

Step into the world of wit and whimsy as we celebrate the hilarious antics and clever quips of funny people! Today, we’re diving into a treasure trove of funny people quotes that will have you laughing until your sides ache. From comedic legends to everyday jokesters, these quotes capture the essence of humor and the unique perspectives that make us all smile. So, grab a seat and get ready to be entertained as we explore the delightful world of funny people quotes that remind us of the joy of laughter and the power of a good joke!

Jun 14
Share →: Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.
Jun 12
Share →: It is kind of inspiring that I messed up my life without drugs, gambling or a troubled youth. People really can do anything.
Jun 10
Share →: Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.
May 11
Share →: Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.
May 11
Share →: I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.
May 7
Share →: Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.
May 6
Share →: I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.
May 6
Share →: That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.
May 6
Share →: I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.
Nov 20
Share →: All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.