Funny People Quotes That Will Have You Laughing at Humanity! 😂👫

Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

5 months ago5 months ago

It is kind of inspiring that I messed up my life without drugs, gambling or a troubled youth. People really can do anything.

5 months ago5 months ago

Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

5 months ago5 months ago

Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

May 11, 2024May 11, 2024

I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

May 11, 2024May 11, 2024

Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

May 7, 20242 months ago

I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

May 6, 2024May 12, 2024

That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

May 6, 2024May 6, 2024

All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

Nov 20, 2023May 6, 2024

So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

Nov 19, 2023May 6, 2024

A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.

Nov 17, 20232 months ago

We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

Nov 15, 2023May 6, 2024

I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

Nov 15, 2023May 6, 2024

I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.

Nov 11, 2023May 6, 2024

Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

Nov 9, 2023May 6, 2024

I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

Nov 8, 20232 months ago

I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

Nov 8, 2023May 6, 2024

The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

Nov 2, 20232 months ago

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

Oct 27, 2023May 6, 2024

Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

Oct 26, 2023May 6, 2024

Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

Oct 25, 2023May 6, 2024

Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

Oct 23, 2023May 6, 2024

I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

Oct 22, 2023May 6, 2024