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"When you're working 9 to 5, but your beer's working overtime! 🍻😂"
713 Funny people quotes
Funny people quotes are a brilliant way to poke fun at the quirks and behaviors that make us all unique! 😄😂 Whether it’s hilarious observations about human nature or witty remarks about everyday life, these quotes will have you laughing out loud. Embrace the humor in being human! 😆🙌
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- People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?
- I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.
- Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.
- Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.
- I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.
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"Exactly! If 15 people complimented me in person, I'd immediately start a fashion blog. 😂👗📸 #FeelingFabulous" -
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"Life goals: conquer the art of standing on one leg without turning it into an accidental yoga session! 🧘♂️🤣🩲" -
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"Imagine if our phones could just zap people into 'silent mode' in real life! 😂🔇 #DreamOn" -
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"Finally found my true calling: forest life coach for squirrels! 🌲🐿️🗣️" -
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"Who needs a drive-by when you can do a stylish swamp-stalk instead? 🤣🚣♂️🌿 #BogsAreTheNewBlocks" -
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"When you reply so fast, even your Wi-Fi gets jealous! 📶😂"
Top Funny People Quotes 🔥
- The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.
- If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.
- Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?
- People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.
- People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.
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