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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: There are people who leave comments on porn videos.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.
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  1 month ago

  View →: People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.
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  1 month ago

  View →: There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.
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  1 month ago

  View →: My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.
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  1 month ago

  View →: There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.
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  1 month ago

  View →: People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.
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  1 month ago

  View →: I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.
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  1 month ago

  View →: We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.
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  1 month ago

  View →: People remind me everyday why I prefer being on my own.
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  1 month ago

  View →: They should invent going outside without people looking at you.
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  1 month ago

  View →: I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.
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  1 month ago

  View →: I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.
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  1 month ago

  View →: When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?
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  1 month ago

  View →: I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.
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  1 month ago

  View →: I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.
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  1 month ago

  View →: People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

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