1116 funny people quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?

May 30, 2026

I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.

May 30, 2026

I only trust people who give off unemployable energy.

May 30, 2026

“There’s a particular type of insufferability that rich people from poor countries have, that I don’t yet fully know how to verbalize.”

May 30, 2026

People say “I would never,” then here they come nevering like they never nevered before.

May 30, 2026

People never run off to join the circus anymore.

May 30, 2026

This is the wrong generation for people with an old soul.

May 30, 2026

It’s not fair when attractive people are also good at things.

May 30, 2026

People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.

May 30, 2026

My favorite thing to do when I see people I know in public is to pretend I didn’t.

May 30, 2026

I think social media is marvellous. You type your thoughts into it, and then insane people let you know if they like them or not.

May 30, 2026

Just blocked all the normal people, so if you see this… sup, weirdo.

May 30, 2026

“Gen Z is having less sex.” It’s always sex, sex, sex with these people.

May 30, 2026

The ability to adjust your vocabulary based on who you’re speaking to is a valuable life skill that many people lack.

May 30, 2026

Stop expecting people to be as cool as you, it’s a recipe for disappointment.

May 30, 2026

Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

May 30, 2026

Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

May 30, 2026

People thinking you’re dumb is one of the best advantages you can have.

May 30, 2026

I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m thinking.

May 30, 2026

You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

May 30, 2026

Some people should have read-only access to the internet.

May 30, 2026

People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

May 30, 2026

What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

May 30, 2026

There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

May 30, 2026

You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.

May 30, 2026

People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

May 30, 2026

A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.

May 30, 2026

Why is everyone mean to the kindest people for absolutely no reason?

May 30, 2026

I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

May 30, 2026

Hey, people, my age. Remember going into the computer lab at school?

May 30, 2026

The people that sing their heart out, but terribly, are my people.

May 30, 2026

People with air fryers really love to tell you what they air fry.

May 30, 2026

Can we start dropping pianos on people again?

May 29, 2026

Old people won’t listen to you, but will trust a scam caller with their whole chest.

May 29, 2026

My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio, and then call people slurs on the internet.

May 29, 2026

People text you when you look good in photos.

May 29, 2026

I love when people say, “In college, I wrote a paper on…” as if that holds any academic merit.

May 29, 2026

People who don’t have Twitter are trying to show you stuff you laughed at a month ago.

May 29, 2026

Old people are right about crosswords and morning stretches, I will admit.

May 29, 2026

Do British people still do the accent when nobody’s around?

May 29, 2026