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Jan 30, 2026

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“I’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.”Mar 24, 2026
Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.Mar 24, 2026
Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.Mar 24, 2026
They should invent a day where I don’t wonder why.Mar 24, 2026
You should be allowed to go home early from work if you miss your dog a lot.Mar 24, 2026
Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!Mar 24, 2026
Some should judge a little less and look at their lives a little more.Mar 24, 2026

Latest Funny Quotes

“I’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.”Mar 24, 2026
Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.Mar 24, 2026
Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.Mar 24, 2026
They should invent a day where I don’t wonder why.Mar 24, 2026
You should be allowed to go home early from work if you miss your dog a lot.Mar 24, 2026

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mental health routine satire exercise after comfort childhood relationships stop better memory thought old wish eat nature change honesty movie myself everything own sorry travel Christmas laziness office self-care pun trying self anxiety fashion girl talk actually around here experience name ID men snack thinking misunderstanding next coffee friendship marriage used

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