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Funny planet quotes

Jun 10
Share →: Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.
May 10
Share →: I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.
Sep 29
Share →: I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?
Sep 29
Share →: Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.
Sep 25
Share →: What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?
Sep 22
Share →: The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
Sep 22
Share →: If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!
Sep 22
Share →: 8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.
Sep 22
Share →: A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.