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Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

When the salesman from the hearing aid company calls, I stay on the line and answer every question with ‘What?’

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

Foreplay is great, I particularly like the part where I peel them, chop them into pieces, then roast them in the oven until they’re all crispy and delicious.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

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Live now on LinkedIn:

Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

Just landed via Reddit:

If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

Live now on TikTok:

Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

Making waves on Reddit:

“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

Making waves on Discord:

I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

Just landed via YouTube:

Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

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79 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

15 shares on Threads this month:

People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

82 shares on LinkedIn this month:

There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

21 shares on Telegram this month:

A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

42 shares on Telegram this month:

Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

55 shares on Reddit this month:

“I’m either extremely productive or staring at the wall like I’m in a Victorian painting.”

57 shares on Facebook this month:

Anyone want to meet up and just scream… We could get food after.

52 shares on Twitch this month:

I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

32 shares on Facebook this month:

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

15 shares on Facebook this month:

Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

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20 folks are currently checking 👀

Free will: where you get to choose your own adventure … and regret it.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

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Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m tired of things costing money.

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Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

The only thing I don’t miss about the 90s is people smelling like cigarettes.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Reddit:

And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Does anyone actually know how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce correctly, or do we all just stumble through it and hope for the best?

Trending via Reddit:

Hello, I’m a professor in a movie. I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.

Just shared via X:

It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

Going viral on Instagram:

I might be late to a lot of places, but the airport is not one of them.

Going viral on TikTok:

Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

Making waves on Reddit:

Coffee is just goth water.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

Freshly posted on Slack:

More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

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