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Everyone is all β€œlove is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

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Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

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What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

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My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

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I’m currently on a really effective diet called β€œI only have twenty dollars until payday”.

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No longer praying on your downfall. I will be directly involved.

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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

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That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

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If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

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“Topless” doesn’t always mean breasts or a convertible. Sometimes it also means the brain.

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I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.

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Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

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My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

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If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

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Somebody needs to get my shit together.

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Starting to think business is standing on me.

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Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

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Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

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I’ve disappointed better people.

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Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

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I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

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Gotta find someone you’re thermostatically compatible with. You can’t be a 74 dating a 62.

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They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

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I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

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β€œYou’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

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Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

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I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

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Men be like, β€œI want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

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Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

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You should be able to call in sad to work.

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I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

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Pretending to be a well-adjusted, functioning adult is so exhausting.

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Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

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My new coffee table book, β€œAccidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

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You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.

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Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

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We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

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If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

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Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

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