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β€œStop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

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They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

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Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

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Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

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If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you.

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I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

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Unfollowing high school people really is a form of self-care.

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Money enters like BeyoncΓ© and exits like Britney.

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I’m ugly but I can make u laugh.

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Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I’m like, cool, can one of you reach the top shelf for me.

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I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

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I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

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Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

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Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡΄ has shared:

I only accept apologies in cash.

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We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

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Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

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You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

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Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

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Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

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Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

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It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

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I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

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I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

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If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

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Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

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I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

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As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

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