28 Funny playing quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

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  Commentary:
  "Just honing my 'rock-paper-scissors' skills to a professional level! 🪨📄✂️😎 #OutdoorPro"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs romance when Mother Nature's swiping right on my outdoor adventures? 🌳😆🌞"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

  Commentary:
  🎶 "If my car could dance to the beat, we'd definitely be breaking some speed limits! 😉 Who knew good music could turn reckless driving into a jam session on wheels? Just make sure to keep an eye out for those flashing lights while grooving to your favorite tunes!" 🚗💨🎵

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry boss, can't make it to work today! The great outdoors is calling my name louder than your meetings 🌳🌞 #priorities"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

  Commentary:
  🎶 "It's amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I'm going to another restaurant." 🎵 Who knew Justin Bieber had such teleportation powers? Looks like this person prefers a different kind of vibe! 🚀☕🎤

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

  Commentary:
  "Dear music-less drivers, are you out here silently contemplating life or composing symphonies in your head? 🤔🧠🎶 #BrainUnplugged"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

  Commentary:
  Hmm, let me guess… "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice? 🕺🎶 Or is it "Play That Funky Music" by Wild Cherry? 🎸🍒 Either way, it seems like funky white boys have been grooving to the beat for quite some time! 😉🕺 #FunkyMusic #WhiteBoyGroove

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

  Commentary:
  🎶📱 When your favorite song becomes so real that even the artist can't ignore it! 💦😂 Who needs a concert when you can just blast their music in your living room and summon them for a glass of water? Stay hydrated while rocking out! 🎤🚰

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the actor behind that character is about to receive a 'plot twist' in real life! 🌟🎥 Time to update the cast list and find a replacement! 🎬😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.

  Commentary:
  🐶🎉 "I walked into a holiday party, excited to mingle, only to find my soulmate playing with the dog like it's the last piece of cake! Guess I need to paws and rethink my social game plan. Who knew my competition would be a four-legged furry charmer? 🤷‍♂️🐾 #DoggoStealsTheShow"

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