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You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

1 week ago

Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

1 month ago

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

3 months ago

Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

3 months ago

What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

3 months ago

I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

3 months ago

If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

3 months ago

I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.

3 months ago

Wow, this was a really long day of playing on my phone.

3 months ago

Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

3 months ago

Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

3 months ago

Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

3 months ago

If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.

3 months ago

I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

3 months ago

Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

3 months ago

Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

3 months ago

The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

3 months ago

You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

3 months ago

Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

3 months ago

I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

3 months ago