28 Funny playing quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

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  Commentary:
  "Just honing my 'rock-paper-scissors' skills to a professional level! #OutdoorPro"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs romance when Mother Nature's swiping right on my outdoor adventures? "

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  3 months ago

  Share →: You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

  Commentary:
  "If my car could dance to the beat, we'd definitely be breaking some speed limits! Who knew good music could turn reckless driving into a jam session on wheels? Just make sure to keep an eye out for those flashing lights while grooving to your favorite tunes!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry boss, can't make it to work today! The great outdoors is calling my name louder than your meetings #priorities"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

  Commentary:
  "It's amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I'm going to another restaurant." Who knew Justin Bieber had such teleportation powers? Looks like this person prefers a different kind of vibe!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

  Commentary:
  "Dear music-less drivers, are you out here silently contemplating life or composing symphonies in your head? #BrainUnplugged"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

  Commentary:
  Hmm, let me guess… "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice? Or is it "Play That Funky Music" by Wild Cherry? Either way, it seems like funky white boys have been grooving to the beat for quite some time! #FunkyMusic #WhiteBoyGroove

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

  Commentary:
  When your favorite song becomes so real that even the artist can't ignore it! Who needs a concert when you can just blast their music in your living room and summon them for a glass of water? Stay hydrated while rocking out!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the actor behind that character is about to receive a 'plot twist' in real life! Time to update the cast list and find a replacement! "

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.

  Commentary:
  "I walked into a holiday party, excited to mingle, only to find my soulmate playing with the dog like it's the last piece of cake! Guess I need to paws and rethink my social game plan. Who knew my competition would be a four-legged furry charmer? #DoggoStealsTheShow"

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