33 Funny playing quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Salt-N-Pepa is my sign to quietly exit the party before I start busting moves nobody asked for! 🚪💃🥴

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

  Commentary:
  That's one way to make sure you never lose a chess piece! 😂♟️🧓🧓

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep better, but I didn’t find country music helpful at all.

  Commentary:
  Who knew that white noise isn't code for a country music concert? 😴🎸🚜

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

  Commentary:
  🌊🤿 "Forget the drama, I'm just here for synchronized swimming and mermaid auditions. Who's got the glitter tails?" 🧜✨

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

  Commentary:
  Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics 🏆🎬📺🎮!

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

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  Commentary:
  "Just honing my 'rock-paper-scissors' skills to a professional level! 🪨📄✂️😎 #OutdoorPro"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs romance when Mother Nature's swiping right on my outdoor adventures? 🌳😆🌞"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

  Commentary:
  🎶 "If my car could dance to the beat, we'd definitely be breaking some speed limits! 😉 Who knew good music could turn reckless driving into a jam session on wheels? Just make sure to keep an eye out for those flashing lights while grooving to your favorite tunes!" 🚗💨🎵

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry boss, can't make it to work today! The great outdoors is calling my name louder than your meetings 🌳🌞 #priorities"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

  Commentary:
  🎶 "It's amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I'm going to another restaurant." 🎵 Who knew Justin Bieber had such teleportation powers? Looks like this person prefers a different kind of vibe! 🚀☕🎤

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