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I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

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Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

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So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?

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Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

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Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

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I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

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My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

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When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

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Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

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Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

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I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

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Hobbies include being misunderstood.

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There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

Live now on Threads:

Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.

Going viral on Twitch:

Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

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have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

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I drive home so quick after work like I’m late for the house.

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Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

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lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

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My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

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Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

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Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

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I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

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You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

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“Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

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Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

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God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

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If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

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When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

Spotted on YouTube:

Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

Just shared via Instagram:

Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

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Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

Just landed via Slack:

The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

Live now on YouTube:

Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

Breaking via Twitch:

“We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.

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Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

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