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Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

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The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

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Going bananas on Discord:

When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

Going viral on Threads:

My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

Shared recently on X:

More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

Seen just now on Snapchat:

You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

Shared recently on Messenger:

Coffee is better when you have no work.

Trending via YouTube:

What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

Going viral on Threads:

When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

Shared recently on Messenger:

We literally used to write an essay by hand.

Seen just now on Slack:

The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

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Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

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65 shares on Messenger this month:

Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

24 shares on Facebook this month:

If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

62 shares on Discord this month:

The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

69 shares on WeChat this month:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

85 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I have never read a Hacker News thread where any of the commenters seemed as if their life contained joy.

82 shares on X this month:

Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Humanity doesn’t deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.

81 shares on Instagram this month:

Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

23 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

89 shares on Discord this month:

I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

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Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

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Seen just now on LinkedIn:

For someone with a dry phone, I’m on it way too much.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode them bikes when we were younger.

Trending via Slack:

I told my computer I needed a break, now it sends me reminders to stretch while I’m lying on the couch.

Going viral on Reddit:

When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Commenting “AI slop” under pictures of my friends’ kids opening presents.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

Just landed via Twitch:

Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.

Live now on Instagram:

You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

Trending via Twitch:

I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

Just landed via Messenger:

I never had a year with this much thinking. I’ve been thinking since the 1st.

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