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Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

People in NYC are like, let me know if you’re ever in NYC.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

I’m the Usain Bolt of running late.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

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Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

Trending via Slack:

Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

Going viral on Facebook:

Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.

Making waves on WeChat:

Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

So apparently they don’t count as sit-ups if you’re just trying to get out of bed.

Making waves on Reddit:

Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

Making waves on Pinterest:

The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes.

Just landed via TikTok:

I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

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11 shares on Threads this month:

British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

58 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

42 shares on Slack this month:

I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.

98 shares on Slack this month:

A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.

43 shares on Instagram this month:

God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

89 shares on Threads this month:

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

49 shares on Threads this month:

Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.

41 shares on Snapchat this month:

I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

10 shares on Twitch this month:

I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

69 shares on Twitch this month:

Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

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People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

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Why make new mistakes when you can keep repeating the same old familiar ones.

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Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

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I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

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There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

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Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

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Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

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Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

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I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.

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It’s really important to stay hydrated at work, so you can take as many 10-minute-long bathroom breaks as possible.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

A fabric tomato filled with needles. Don’t see that much anymore.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Can somebody explain to me why it’s bad if immigrants take our jobs, but it’s good if AI does?

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Reddit:

Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Can’t, holding a grudge.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

Trending via Pinterest:

Shy with a mean resting face is a crazy combo.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Sorry about all of the correct stuff I said when I was right.

Spreading quickly via X:

You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Tuesday is no better than Monday.

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