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If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

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Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ has shared:

I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

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Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ท has copied:

Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฉ has shared:

What doesnโ€™t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

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Butterflies all seem so nice but Iโ€™ll bet some of them are real bastards.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ด has bookmarked:

Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช has downloaded:

Teens be like, โ€œI wanted to do that until you asked me to.โ€

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Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

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Trending via Instagram:

HR is giving me a hard time because Iโ€™ve been starting all my work emails with โ€œDearly Belovedโ€.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I’m not bothered if you don’t like me, awesomeness isn’t for everyone.

Making waves on Reddit:

Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

Seen just now on Threads:

If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.

Making waves on Messenger:

Job applications are so stupid. “What’s your desired salary?” Ten billion dollars. Next question.

Just landed via WeChat:

I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.

Shared recently on Reddit:

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

Spreading quickly via X:

Iโ€™ll marry your mom just so I can ground you.

Spotted on Instagram:

Agriculture canโ€™t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

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32 shares on YouTube this month:

What you call โ€œBrunchโ€ I call โ€œBreakfast for Alcoholics.โ€

13 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

42 shares on TikTok this month:

The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.

22 shares on TikTok this month:

I didn’t get the part of the brain that lets you relax, just the one that overthinks.

77 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

22 shares on YouTube this month:

That feeling when itโ€™s Friday, you blink once, and somehow itโ€™s Monday again.

64 shares on Facebook this month:

Unless I ask, I genuinely don’t care to hear other people’s opinions on my life. It’s almost a pet peeve, really.

37 shares on Slack this month:

Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

56 shares on Messenger this month:

Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

99 shares on Reddit this month:

Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

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My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.

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Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

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Take me back to the night we met so I can never give you a chance.

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People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

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Love crawling into bed like itโ€™s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

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Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.

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The only thing I worry about when Iโ€™m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

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The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

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I hope none of the people I vowed to โ€œhelp hide a bodyโ€ ever actually need my help.

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Pirate: walks the plank. Someoneโ€™s dad: Is this teak?

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Dec 22, 2025

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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has copied:

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ธ has copied:

You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has shared:

Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ธ has copied:

Solitude never hits you with unsolicited opinions.

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A real smartphone would cut you off.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช has shared:

I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ช has bookmarked:

So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฐ has downloaded:

I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ has copied:

If youโ€™re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ has bookmarked:

God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept.

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Making waves on Pinterest:

Iโ€™m having a garage sale and hope people Iโ€™ve borrowed things from donโ€™t come.

Live now on X:

No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

Breaking via X:

I canโ€™t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Welcome to Twitter, where people never let their lack of knowledge get in the way of expressing a strong opinion.

Spotted on WeChat:

11 out of 10 women are always right.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Iโ€™ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

Spotted on Telegram:

Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

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