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Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

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Going viral on Reddit:

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

Making waves on Reddit:

Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

Shared recently on Threads:

If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

Spotted on Messenger:

Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

Just landed via WeChat:

Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

Trending via TikTok:

People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

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Share →: Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle of a modern human – the irresistible urge to refresh a page as if it holds the secret to all life's answers. 🔄💥 "Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page" – a battle as epic as any Greek myth, starring us mere mortals and our relentless pursuit of new content! 🤣🔁 #RefreshingStruggles
6 months ago
Share →: The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

Commentary:
Turning those personal demons into a delicious, refreshing beverage? 🍋👹 Now that's what I call a creative solution! Just remember to add a dash of sugar and a pinch of optimism to make it extra potent! 😄🍹
6 months ago
Share →: My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

Commentary:
"Just when I think I've hit rock bottom, it hits 'refresh' like a sneaky browser tab 🔄🪨 Keep calm and keep refreshing, because who knows what new lows await us!"

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Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on X:

Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

Breaking via YouTube:

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

Making waves on Twitch:

Dear Aliens, Now would be a good time. Thanks!

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

Making waves on Messenger:

I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

Shared recently on X:

My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

Just shared via Snapchat:

You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

Breaking via Discord:

Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

Spotted on YouTube:

The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

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