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Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡¨ has viewed:

Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ has bookmarked:

I’d pretend to care about football for you.

Someone from πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Ύ has shared:

My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­ has bookmarked:

Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.

Someone from πŸ‡»πŸ‡³ has downloaded:

When I don’t have money, I stop talking to women out of respect.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¬ has copied:

I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡³ has viewed:

Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡© has viewed:

I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

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I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡¬ has shared:

I’m always a little mean to men because, if you treat them like humans, they think you wanna sleep with them.

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Freshly posted on Telegram:

It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.

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If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

Going viral on X:

I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

Shared recently on YouTube:

When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

Just shared via YouTube:

It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

Just landed via TikTok:

It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

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11 shares on Discord this month:

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

31 shares on TikTok this month:

Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

91 shares on Facebook this month:

If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.

10 shares on Facebook this month:

Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

79 shares on Instagram this month:

Much like a candle, I was tall when I was young, but I get shorter as I grow old.

39 shares on Slack this month:

I’m sick of living through history!

46 shares on Pinterest this month:

Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

100 shares on Pinterest this month:

The miracle of DoorDash is that I just pick up my phone, punch a few things into it, and within half an hour I have, at my door, a $52 salad.

37 shares on Telegram this month:

You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

95 shares on Threads this month:

The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

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If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.

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I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

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You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

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If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

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Dear music, thanks!

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Me rereading his texts after we’ve already said goodnight just so I can giggle and blush all over again.

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Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

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Unless it’s manic, I don’t want to hear about your Monday.

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Being single is better than asking a man to act like a man.

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301 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,570

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17,628

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15,570

Updated

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Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡« has viewed:

You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

Someone from πŸ‡©πŸ‡° has downloaded:

I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ has shared:

Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡° has copied:

God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡« has downloaded:

Good morning. Does anyone know what is right and what is wrong?

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺ has downloaded:

Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡΄ has downloaded:

I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ has downloaded:

Zara makes clothing for occasions that don’t exist.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡¦ has shared:

I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¬ has shared:

Icarus loved hot wings.

Social Media Log πŸ’«

Freshly posted on X:

I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

Spotted on TikTok:

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

Shared recently on Discord:

McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

Going viral on X:

I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Please congratulate me on my cool new position! It is the fetal position; I will be in it for a while.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Every laptop should have a β€œcat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

Breaking via TikTok:

We are talking about how beautiful and cool you are behind your back.

Making waves on Twitch:

Imagine giving someone your heart at Christmas, but the very next day they give it away. Haha, would feel so stupid.

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