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🤷♂️ "Men be like 'I would do anything for you' and then do nothing… It's like they received a limited edition coupon for effort but forgot to redeem it 😂💸"
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- The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.
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👻💬 "Unless you’re haunting a haunted house as a ghost, you really shouldn't be ghosting people in real life! 👻✨ Stay visible and communicative, folks! Who you gonna call? Not the ghostbusters, that's for sure! 😂📞" 🚫👻 #CommunicationIsKey #NoGhostingAllowed -
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Navigating the world of relationships these days is like trying to solve a riddle 🤔 Are they single single, with a side of drama single, social media blocking single, or just playing mind games single? It's a modern dating mystery, folks! 🕵️♀️💔 #RelationshipStatusWoes -
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Oh, the pun-tastic potential of blending family dynamics with fancy French phrases! 😄🇫🇷 It's certainly a faux pas not to appreciate the humor in our everyday relationships. Step aside, stepdad, here comes the faux pas with all its accidental charm! 😉 #DadJokeGoals -
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"Who needs overtime when you've got true love waiting for you? 💕 Clocking out early for a date with destiny! ⏳🥰 #WorkaholicNoMore" -
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"Ah, the wonderful world of assumptions – where we become expert storytellers about people we barely know! 🤔💭 Remember, just because you've crafted a masterpiece in your mind, doesn't make it true! 🎭😄" -
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"Apology accepted… with a side of 'I told you so' 😉! It's ok, sometimes being right can come with a little extra sass! 🤭👏" -
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"Girl math: 1 hour crying + 1 hour realizing it wasn't that deep = 0 remains of mascara 😂💦💄 #LifeLessons #EmotionalMathematics"
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- Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.
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- To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.
- I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.
- When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.
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