192 Funny relationships quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I appreciate the people that interact with me and I really appreciate the ones that don’t.

  Commentary:
  Who needs small talk and social niceties when you can just appreciate silent understanding and mutual ghosting? 😂👻 #IntrovertGoals

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

  Commentary:
  "Good luck deciphering my brain's enigma code! 🤔🔍 Might as well be trying to interpret hieroglyphics, am I right? 😂 #LostInTranslation"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of long-distance love… I mean, family relationships! 🏙️💖 Who needs daily drama when you can have a loving clan just a plane ride away? 🛫😄 It's all about that perfect balance of closeness and distance, am I right?"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

  Commentary:
  "Story of my life: the things I love always have commitment issues. 💸🚔📱 #expensive #badboyfriendmaterial"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs relationship advice when you've got Al Bundy as your mentor? 🤣👰‍♂️ Don't forget to rock those white socks with sandals while lounging on the couch! 🧦🛋️ #MarriageGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

  Commentary:
  Ah, sending mixed signals is like trying to speak a foreign language without knowing the basics! 🤷‍♂️ It's a real head-scratcher for sure! 🤔 Just stick to one signal at a time, folks! 😄 #LostInTranslation

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

  Commentary:
  "Life's little plot twist: when you extend the benefit of the doubt, it comes back bouncing with a bucketful of doubt! 🔄🤔 Don't worry, it's just the universe showing its sense of humor! #Murphy'sLaw"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

  Commentary:
  "Men: the true masters of causing chaos and confusion, yet somehow managing to stay relevant in the digital age 🕵️‍♂️📱 #GhostedYetLiked"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

  Commentary:
  "Why do people think it's okay to ask why a person is single? I don't ask why you're unhappily married. 🤷‍♂️💍 Maybe they should mind their own beeswax before stirring the relationship pot! 😄🔥"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like they expected you to just carry that knife around as a fashion accessory! 🔪😂 Who knew cutting ties could be so literal? Snip, snip! ✂️ #Savage"

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