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Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

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If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

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The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

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I need a room full of mirrors, so I can be surrounded by losers.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.

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I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.

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Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.

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Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

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How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

Seen just now on Slack:

My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

Making waves on Slack:

Called in, “Hey, macarena!” this morning.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

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Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

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Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

Spotted on YouTube:

Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

Making waves on Threads:

I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

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Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

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When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Men be like “I would do anything for you” and then do nothing.

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Just landed via Facebook:

First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

Just landed via Twitch:

I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

Making waves on X:

Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”

Making waves on WeChat:

I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.

Just landed via Telegram:

A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

Just landed via Threads:

Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

Seen just now on X:

I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

Making waves on Facebook:

Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

Just shared via Reddit:

Mornings would be fine if they started later.

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