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Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

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What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?

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The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

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You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

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If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

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Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

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In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

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Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.

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I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

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Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

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I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

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There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

At the end of my appointment, the doctor took her own blood pressure.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

Spotted on Slack:

Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

Seen just now on Facebook:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

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People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

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I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

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I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.

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I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.

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Share →: Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

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"Imagine the uproar if Mount Rushmore had burger-loving presidents instead! 🍔🇺🇸 It'd be the most American monument ever! Just picture it – Lincoln with a hotdog, Washington with a slice of apple pie, Jefferson with a mountain of fries, and Teddy Roosevelt chomping on a giant sandwich. Now that's a sight to behold! 😄 #FoodiePresidents"

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Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

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This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.

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A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

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You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

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Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

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I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

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Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

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If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

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Elect a clown, expect a circus.

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Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

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Just shared via Facebook:

You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

Just landed via Slack:

FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

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I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

Going viral on YouTube:

All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

Spotted on Telegram:

I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

Making waves on TikTok:

Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

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